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Cooking for Cannibals

Fountain of youth? More like murderous medication!

Carrie Cromer pushes the boundaries of science, not her social life. The brilliant behavioral gerontologist’s idea of a good time is hanging out with her beloved lab rats and taking care of her elderly mother and the other eccentric old folks at the nursing home. So no one is more surprised than Carrie when she steals the lab’s top-secret, experimental medicine for aging in reverse.

Two-time ex-con Johnny Fairfax dreams of culinary greatness. But when his corrupt parole officer tries to drag him from the nursing home kitchen, the suddenly young-again residents spring to his defense and murder the guy—and then request Johnny cook them an evidence-devouring dinner to satisfy their insatiable side-effect appetite.

As their unexpected mutual attraction gets hot, Carrie and Johnny find themselves caught up with the authorities who arrive to investigate the killing. But even more dangerous than the man-eating not-so-senior citizens could be the arrival of death-dealing pharmaceutical hitmen.

Can Carrie and Johnny find true love in all this bloody madness?

Cooking for Cannibals is a dark comic thriller with a heaping helping of romance. If you like fast-paced plots, unconventional characters, and humor that crosses the line, then you’ll have a feast with Rich Leder’s wild ride.

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5 star reviews
  • Rabia T. for Reader’s Favorite

    “Fascinating and original are two words that come to mind when I think about Rich Leder's Cooking for Cannibals. Surprising and funny are two more. This book is brilliant and entertaining from the start until the end. 5 Stars all the way!”

  • SPR

    “At times hysterically funny, at other times thrilling, and sometimes both at once, Cooking for Cannibals will appeal to readers of medical thrillers, satire, speculative fiction, and horror, to start. Part zombie fiction, part something you’ve never read before ... Leder manages to pull off a novel that is at once a black comedy and fast-­paced thriller, setting it apart in the crowded thriller genre, and existing in a genre of its own.”

  • BestThrillers.com

    “Devastatingly funny, dark, and unputdownable. Cooking for Cannibals is one of the year's best thrillers!”

  • Yet Another Crime Book Blog

    “Cooking for Cannibals is a fast-paced, Raymond Chandler-esque creep-thriller with a very funny and sardonic edge.”

  • Bestsellers World

    “Leder mixes his dark humor with a compelling storyline full of twists and turns that is immensely readable and hard to put down. Cooking For Cannibals is ideal for lovers of fast-paced high-concept thrillers. As the insanity continues to build exponentially throughout the book, it becomes more and more difficult not to read "just one more chapter" as you find yourself craving to find out just how crazy things are going to get. The perfect book for a binge read!”

  • IndieReader

    “Darkly mischievous, vigorously manic, and surprisingly touching and tender, Cooking for Cannibals is for readers with strong stomachs, a dark sense of humor, and a need for some off-the-rails, comically violent catharsis in these crazy days. If that's you, then Rich Leder's delightfully bizarre book may be just the ticket!”

  • Barb Taub

    “I just can't recommend Cooking for Cannibals highly enough. The language is bad, the bad guys are despicable, the old folks are randy, the love story is everything you could sort of wish for in a book where rats kill by peeling the flesh off their victims, and the laughs are nonstop. Rich Leder pulls off the last minute, wonderful, hopeful twist that we all need to read. 5 Stars!”

  • The Eclectic Review

    “What a hilarious and thrilling shitshow of a story! The characters are quirky, evil, unnerving, and freaking awesome. The plot is brilliant and fast-paced, with this reader eager to find out how they all get out of the mess they're in. If you like a rollercoaster thriller filled with partying geriatrics, lab rats, psychopathic hitmen, dodgy parole officers, diehard reporters, dogged cops, an unlikely couple, and a drug to change the world, give this book a try. I guarantee you won't be able to put it down!”

  • Grady Harp, Hall of Fame Amazon Reviewer

    “One terrific and fascinating idea for a novel, delivered with quick wit and sparkling humor, this new Rich Leder tale is one of the most entertaining books of the time! Highly recommended.”

  • Veronica J. for Cookiebiscuits Blog

    “Oh my goodness! Like nothing I have ever read before. Hilarious, shocking, funny, dark, and gross--what a ride!”

  • CPMA Book Review

    “Without a doubt, Cooking for Cannibals, delivers a bizarre, far-fetched, darkly humorous motorcycle ride into Los Angeles madness. It's a tongue-in-cheek reading pleasure for any lover of dark comedy, so grab a copy, climb onto Johnny Fairfax's Harley, and read off into the sunset! 5-Stars.”

  • 33 South Textworks Reviews

    “A thrilling helter-skelter of a book!”

  • Tammy R. for Reader’s Favorite

    “Cooking for Cannibals is one of the best horror comedies to come along in years. Rich Leder has created an irresistible dark comic thriller that keeps you involved with plot and character until the end. Books and movies are saturated with cannibals and science gone amok, so obviously it's time to have a little fun with the genre, and that's exactly what this author does. He writes a solid story about cannibals that pulls you in with the expected tropes but puts a comedic twist on it that's refreshing and fun. He also gets into the characters more deeply than you might think, and there's a sweet side to the story as well. Today's troubling times could use a little- or a lot of humor. This one is tailor-made for the big (or small) screen. If you're looking for escapism in the vein of Pride, Prejudice, and Zombies or Shaun of the Dead, then treat yourself to Cooking for Cannibals by Rich Leder!”